Any fucking advert ever....
But gawd if you really want specifics...

Any advert that uses its own employees. You just know these desperate wannabies have probably creamed their own panties at the thought of appearing on tv. Hey lose your dignity and your soul in one swift manouver, but you'll have a moment you'll be proud of forever. You pathetic cunts.

Any advert that displays a level of sexism towards men that would not be tolerated if it was against women.
"Oh, I'm a guy so I'm going to accidently burn down the house while trying to clean the oven or iron a shirt cos I'm such a fucking fuckwit."
I am not a fucking cliche and I dont give a rats arse if we all know a guy who cant even make a fucking cup of tea.
I've known women who will suck your cock for a can of tenants, but that doesnt mean all women are whores!*

Uncle bens fucking rice. It tastes like shit and you should be ashamed for eating it. Just how long does it take to cook rice anyway? Why do I need it in a packet that will cook in less time than it will take me to clear a space at my kitchen table?

Any advert that lasts longer than about 15 seconds. Just put yer name up and a picture of what you want to sell. I probably wont buy it anyway.

That fucking cunting one about the air freshener and the women cooing over it cos it looks like a rock.
No it doesnt. It looks like a plastic piece of shit.
And on this one ditto my above comments about sexist shit. Women are not that fucking stupid they are gonna get fucking excited about a fucking air freshner.

Those ones with Dean Gafney. I dont want to see soaps, I dont want to see soap stars in adverts and I espcially dont want to see his ugly gurning face trying to actually fucking act in an advert that is shittier than a fucking goats cunt.

Erm there may be more.... At least I feel a little better for getting that off my chest.


*I will strongly deny I said this in a court of law.
(EvilMeister, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:14, 2 replies)

Air freshener?
I hate when they say "ooh that's clever" when it doesn't go off again for 20 minutes after the last emission even if you wave your hand in front of it.

How is that clever?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:10, closed)

ahh yes
and then demonstrating another "I'm a bloke therefore a fucktard moment" when he fucks about in front of it for ages cos he cant understand the simple concept that it wont go off again unless he presses the boost button.

I mean, who buys this shit anyway - I dont think I've ever bought an air freshner in my life.
(EvilMeister, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:28, closed)