Best and worst TV ads"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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Olympic DiamondSince I'm one of those self-important types that doesn't own a TV, I shall be using ye olde fashioned style print advertisement.
Look at this ad for Olympic Diamond.
(If you don't believe me, olympicdiamond.com)
I used to hate this ad. For one, the poorly-photoshopped addition of diamonds (and background) is just cringe-worthy. The second part that irked me was the general tweeness of it all. I mean, look at it. A man in a suit on a white horsey with diamonds in a scenic field. Jesus. Christ.
After a while, though, I started to only notice the man's face. Look at him. He's so damn happy. And why shouldn't he be happy? He's a rich-as-fuck diamond tycoon. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's rich, and if you don't like his ad you can just fuck off and be poor somewhere else.
And that's why I now think this is the awesomest ad ever. Kudos, Mr. Perla.
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:06, 3 replies)
I'm surprised they refrainedfrom making the horse a unicorn.
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:52, closed)
Looks more like a grimace.
He doesn't look very happy up there. Those knuckles are gonna come through the skin if he grips that saddle any harder.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:05, closed)
It's because he's SO DAMN EXCITED!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:03, closed)
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