Best and worst TV ads"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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The Land of 'Why Not?''Have you ever been sunbathing next to a glacier? Why not?'
Because I have no money.
There's a recession. Many people have no money.
Many people could not afford a Royal Caribbean cruise at the best of times, even if they did want to surround themselves with smug yuppy cunts and racist old mayflies who think an artificial surfing system is the most goddamn out-there thing they ever did see.
So before you suggest that I have no good reason for submitting myself to purgatory, consider the above information, you abortion-humping arsewanks.
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:14, 1 reply)
Also, you can get Norovirus on cruisesand spend the whole week feeling really ill. With barfing and pooey pants.
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:53, closed)
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