
"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
( , Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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And other lines in various ads where the man is depicted as a disposable moron because, well, he's just a silly man.
Hey Mrs perfect housewife with your perfect house and perfect kids, how do you pay for that perfect life whilst having to do nothing but sit on your perfect ass watching other bitches bitching on TV?
I refer you to this for the answer: b3ta.com/links/The_16_bit_life_after_the_princess_has_been_rescued
( , Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:31, 1 reply)

where a woman met her neighbour outside her house as he was returning from the shops or some such carrying DIY equipment, and they had a pleasant conversation. But through a voiceover we discovered that the insidious little cow deeply resented her stupid male neighbour for being so silly and attempting such an idiotic thing as DIY.
Later, she hears a crash coming from next door as the bumbling oaf has a possibly fatal accident, and the smug look on her face confirms to the world what an evil, spiteful little harpy she is.
The basic premise seems to be "Men are idiots to be hated, you are a woman and therefore better and should buy our product." Nice.
( , Sun 18 Apr 2010, 21:04, closed)
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