"get the London look!"
not if it means ending up with fucking gnashers like Georgina Jagger, thanks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:26, 10 replies)

oh this HARD
the state of that woman's mouth and they choose her to flog lipstick?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:38, closed)

it's like asking goatse to model speedos

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:32, closed)

They have that one over here, too.
But dubbed in American accents. And the only place you can buy Rimmel is in one low end chain of drugstores.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:08, closed)

it's the makeup of choice
on the council estates :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:33, closed)

Agreed
She even sounds like a complete mong, most likely because of the tombstones crowding out her mouth.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, closed)

i just love the fact
that, despite the fact that they show her name, none of my family has a clue who she is
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:32, closed)

she also looks very munted
and has crossed eyes
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:52, closed)

she looks stoned

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:30, closed)

I want to see Alan Carr's version of it
As he has marginally better teeth.

And clicked HARD for the bonding between myself and my 11-year old daughter caused by us making mong faces at one another and squealing "Get va Londahn Look" in our best Mockney.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:52, closed)

oh hell, yes
i have a feeling this would be hilarious
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:30, closed)