Hoax?


My mate works in TV advertising and he assures me the sexy ladies in the adverts are not in fact the ones on the end of the phone when you call. I just don't know who to trust...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:52, 2 replies)

Ah, to hearken back to those sweet, naive times of yesteryear...
...yeah, like you EVER believed that the silicone skanks advertising those scam-lines, who could BARELY read the damned cue cards, were the ones ACTUALLY answering the phones. It's good money if you can get the phone-sex gigs, but you have to be able to listen to those pathetic, disgusting perverts WITHOUT LAUGHING DIRECTLY *AT* THEM, so there was never any hope for ME getting that gig.

And believe me, yeah, those dial-a-wank lines are populated by women who look like me AND WORSE, so that oughta kill yer little half-a-chub every time that one of those ads come on the telly again. C'mon, we all know that you boys go "sproing" whenever you see giant fake tits, even if the face is a triple-bagger, same way as women don't look at male strippers or models for THEIR faces or intellects.

And when the beauty fades, some idiot @ BBC gives them a gig HOSTING AN IDIOTIC DAYTIME CHAT SHOW!!!!!! Y'know, if they're not being very-well-kept by a member of Parliament or the like... not EVERYBODY is as stoopid as Jimmy Swaggart or Elliot Spitzer... except Rodney Alexander,the LA poufter who pimped-out little page-boys to Mark Foley... and yet, neither of THEM went to prison for pandering or pederasty, any more than REPUBLICUNT BITCH-BOY OF THE DECADE, that lisping bitch Diaper-Doody-Dullard, David V-v-v-v-v-vvvITTER. Hell, he married an XXY dominatrix bitch to START WITH, why did he have to go OUT for his spanky-wanky-nappy-changey???
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:18, closed)

Thread drift alert

(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:46, closed)