Best and worst TV ads
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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"have a happy period!"
oh yeah, there's nothing i like better than bleeding from the gash for 5 days, you stupid fucking bitch.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:00,
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Hypothetically, right?
I mean, what are you implying?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:42,
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i'm implying
that the vast majority of females wouldn't have a happy period even if their chosen sanitary towels came with free chocolate cake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:45,
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Ewww
But it would make red'n'brown wings a lot more interesting - and tasty! - to earn.
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IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:58,
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and sticky
don't forget sticky
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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And when we see a woman standing vaguely bow-legged
a string hanging out the corner of her mouth, and an expression of stunned horror on her face, we'll know that she's made a mistake. Hormones, probably...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:02,
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chocolate stains the gusset
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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Not as badly as jam.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:16,
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and far less pippy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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If by 'pippy' you mean 'clotty', then yes.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:16,
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eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:27,
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Hee hee. I grossed out a woman with a menstruation reference.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:18,
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brings back bad memories
of the onion gravy from the chippy across the street :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:00,
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You mean a period involves bleeding and chocolate cake
Scandalous!
I thought it only was carte blanche for changing one's personality from cuddly to psychotically violent, balanced with bouts of uncontrollable weeping.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:45,
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i never weep
but i'm always ready for a bit of psychotic violence
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:05,
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Maybe instead of including chocolate
They should include olanzapine.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:12,
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i'd settle for thorazine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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I'd settle
for marzipan.
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IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50,
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mmmmmmmm
marzipan.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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seconded!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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Ooh, you buggers. You're first in line next time I have PMT, happy period or not...
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00,
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To steal a line from an old joke
They shouldn't call it a "period", they should call it an "exclamation point!"
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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Hahaha
this just made me do a late-night lol that made the dog bark :D *click* :D
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:15,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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And they changed it at Christmas
...So that it was, "Have yourself a merry little period," and she was all dolled up like some sort of futuristic, Christmas tree fairy. Jesus wept.
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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i didn't even see that one!
i'd have had to choke her with a bauble, i think
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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hahaha
it's funny because you deserve it.... ahahahahahaha
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likeajackhammer, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48,
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don't forget
P.M.S also stands for Pass My Shotgun...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55,
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