Changing my pants and doing the hoovering.
This is what my girlfriend makes me do AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:38, 12 replies)

I guess men CAN multitask
You go girl!
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:40, closed)

Kill two birds with one stone,
And simply hoover your pants.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:44, closed)

The Dyson Ball Cleaner should NOT be taken literally

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:45, closed)

if you do both at the same time you could be one of those hilarious anal insertion "accidents" that medics love

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:48, closed)

Like
"I was looking for a restaurant when I accidentally wandered into a gay sauna and the entry fee must have fallen out of my pocket and then a gust of wind blew off and the floor was slippery so I fell backwards onto that man's cock"?
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:21, closed)

Again.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:56, closed)

And again and again and oh god again again arunnngggggghhhhhctjththththffffuuuckyes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:57, closed)

^^ Tellytubby

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:59, closed)

thats well bent m8
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:00, closed)

Yeah
I kept trying to get up but the floor was still slippery so I kept falling back down again. For a good five minutes.
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:37, closed)

After reading the subject line, I assumed that was the direction in which we were heading.
How disappointing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:42, closed)

"girlfriend"
Really?
(Porcupine, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:50, closed)