if you do both at the same time you could be one of those hilarious anal insertion "accidents" that medics love

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:48, 2 replies)

Like
"I was looking for a restaurant when I accidentally wandered into a gay sauna and the entry fee must have fallen out of my pocket and then a gust of wind blew off and the floor was slippery so I fell backwards onto that man's cock"?
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:21, closed)

Again.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:56, closed)

And again and again and oh god again again arunnngggggghhhhhctjththththffffuuuckyes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:57, closed)

^^ Tellytubby

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:59, closed)

thats well bent m8
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:00, closed)

Yeah
I kept trying to get up but the floor was still slippery so I kept falling back down again. For a good five minutes.
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:37, closed)

After reading the subject line, I assumed that was the direction in which we were heading.
How disappointing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:42, closed)