christ
i don't think i could have eaten more than one mouthful. i've been stuck with mouthfuls of duck spring roll etc at fancy work bashes, and i can only cope with swallowing what i have, then leaving the rest. your gf did well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:56, 2 replies)

STUCK!?
If I was expecting a veggie spring roll, and found a lost duck inside, I'd be over the fucking moon!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:02, closed)

it was rank
like having a mouthful of warm, wet earth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)

Oooo, spring rolls. At a work bash.
Very posh.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)

i didn't order the food
it was a barristers' do. they wouldn't have let you hold the umbrellas at the door.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:06, closed)

Are they the people that make the coffee?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)