
Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
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but then it was deleted against my will*, because someone five replies upthread deleted theirs.
* this may or may not have happened, but the delete logic is b0rked anyway
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:45, 40 replies)

It's pure coincidence that they're the ones in which he starts looking like a total tit.
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Yes. That's exactly why. Nothing to do with looking like a massive spastic then.
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are people i have on ignore
every single one
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)

You dumb fuck.
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and yet you're still wetting your primark knickers every time I say something and every time I deleted something.
I'm the only reason you come here. All of you. As far as you lot are concerned, I am b3ta.
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But you're kind of right, as most of my messages are to eihter you or quinchy*
*the 'other' you.
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we've already established that I'm cleverer than any of you prats
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:18, closed)

Did prove it by posting a load of self-obsessed illiterate crap on a comedy messageboard?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:30, closed)

'Did prove it ...'
Christ on a bike you whiny fucking spaz, what does that mean? I think your petard is broken.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:49, closed)

you're logging in and out to whine about the deletion of a pointless messageboard thread that you weren't even involved in and that you couldn't even see because I have you in ignore. Herp derpity deep.
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Which struck me as more than slightly disingenuous
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You react like a fucking child when faced with any objection.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:19, closed)

Does she still forget to capitalise her proper nouns when she gets really upset?
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