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Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?

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This is against my will but I am compelled to do it. Taking internet stalking to new heights, Dr.Shambolic
is this very weekend less than three miles away from my house and I must track him down. All I have to go on is the height of approximately 190cm, thin, pallid skin tone, possible arching in the thoracic region, gnarled blackened fingers from keyboard pounding and a pronounced gait - I imagine something from the John Cleese repertoire with a hint of Hitler Youth. Any further details to help in the quest or general abuse then please reply.
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He can't be that hard to find, if his claims of getting his own family photos GAZ'd back to him, are to be believed.

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I once found him at my wedding.
Wasn't hard mind, I'd invited him.
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Less of a wedding more of a harpooning mate.
Was Shambles wearing his favourite comedy t-shirt at this gloriously backwards event?
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Alright Rick Fathelme.

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Did you mean backwoods?

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it was in Suffolk ... it was both

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I thought you were without internet?

(Ronnie Pickering, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:56, closed)
how many weepy stalker accounts do you tragedies have?

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What I've never understood is why it seems to think think that you're somehow trolling you..
...by mentioning your happy marriage, successful career etc, etc.

Presumably because you only have to mention saltwater pools, say, to invoke paroxysms of rage in the unstable creepy weepy types.
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See?
b3ta.com/questions/againstyourwill/post2342006
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And if they're really angry, they'll post a picture of you going out enjoying yourself.

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Nothing quite says happiness like being seen with Bariatric Belinda and hoping that nobody guesses that you married it.

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A bag around the waist for all the MASSIVE DRUGS!

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mostly insulin and glucose in that case ... hardcore til I die

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Even your own body wishes you were dead.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:07, closed)
REALLY MASSIVE DRUGS!

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Presumably he was standing in front of your wife.
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it's funny because she's fat

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Like weddings are real things.

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It was enough to drive poor Baldmonkey to a breakdown.

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I imagine he'll be the fellow with a penis attached to his head. Bit of a giveaway.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:32, closed)
Surely
You can just follow the incoherent rage-induced bellowing of self-aggrandising bollocks coupled with the stench of mildewed micropenis?
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I believe this is an accurate recent portrait
smexy
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I'm still on the correct side of the border.
We'll be over there about three. I can post a photo if the weepies promise not to rip their little nubbins off masturbating to it.

edit: jesus ... look at all these upset cunts whose usernames I don't even recognise
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Okay. means you will be passing through the village. I will get my anorak on and go car spotting.

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I'll let off the Dukes of Hazard horn.

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The villagers will very much appreciate that or if you could get something Wagnerian that is also good.

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Are there any roundabouts or carparks we can donut in?

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Nah, the council and the po po stopped all that. I had to sell my 3.0 litre Ford Capri when they
put down the traffic calming.
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I was always more in the 2.8i camp
I never had any class.
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I was always more in the 2.8i camp
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Pah. I'm the machoist man in Jamaica.

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that has ruined everything. I do mean everything.

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Splendid!

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Only because I thought you would look like a younger Reverend Harold Davidson.
www.nickelinthemachine.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Haroldwithcigar.jpg
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I look like the sort of classless slag who loses one of his false eyelashes on massive drugs (tm)

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Middle-aged parents taking drugs...

Grow the fuck up, you embarrassment.
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nah

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You're not wrong.
That is a horrible shirt.
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Bit of Duchamp knock-off but not that bad.

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Looks like a deckchair giving birth.
To an ugly baby.
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Moments like this is why replies should be able to win

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There's gon' be a whole loada clingfilm being applied to keyboards and monitors today.

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tears and cum, a bit like an exhibition by Gilbert and George.

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that's how Hellman's make their low calorie mayo.

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Fuck me this is exciting.
Anyone else as riveted as I am? I can't wait to follow the dramatic events as they unfold. Well known internet loser, Dr Shambolic is going to post a photo of himself going to a festival! That's right, a festival! And rampant homosexualist dr_and_quinch is going to be there too! And maybe they'll meet! And maybe something else will happen!

We are watching the single biggest event in both of their lives unfold live on b3ta!

I'll be sure to post some pics at the end of the month too...when I fly Upper Class to Miami for my three weeks in the Aventura penthouse. But secretly I wish I was meeting shambolic and quinchy in a field in Yorkshire.
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you've offered to post photographs of your imaginary property and playboy lifestyle before
Odd they've never appeared.
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albert, I never said I was going to the festival so your statement along with your bank statement is false.

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I can't wait, it'll be more epic than Stanley & Livingstone!

"Dr. Shambolic, I presume?"
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I would never presume.

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Nice deleting.

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baffling ... almost as though you'd pointed out yet another gaping hole in his incredibly dull fantasy life

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Yeah I know, draw down on a LOC. durrrrrr

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Why draw down on a line of credit when you've got cash?

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:13, closed)
why would you delete your hilarious attempt at a fake bank account, bobby? why?

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Yes, I managed to photoshop an entire suite of HSBC Premier bank accounts within two minutes.

Why did I delete it? Because I knew how much it would upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:20, closed)
and not because people pointed out that if they were remotely real then you're an even bigger financial dipwit than we ever imagined?

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Enjoy getting messed up in a tent. I hope it pisses down with rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:29, closed)
thanks ... I will

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You should watch that film, 'Other people's money'. It is well educational.

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I prefer the follow up "Completely Imaginary Money"

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b3ta.com/questions/againstyourwill/post2339866
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:12, closed)
I do it for the lulz.

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I do it to upset shambolic.

And it never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:31, closed)
This is almost as creepy as the whole EdsMeds thing.
Have you considered getting professional help Quinchy?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:30, closed)
wise words StuJ, wise words.

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Yeah, I mean Dog The Bounty Hunter might be able to help you track him down.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:38, closed)
You know I have a thing for dawgs wife.

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Is this the week's most populous thread?
Doc Ess must be so proud (especially as he's essentially achieved beakering-by-proxy).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:21, closed)
No, 103 is the best.

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I never asked to become the messiah of a dying backwater on a website that promotes child porn and defends abusers of underage girls

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We all must shoulder burdens that are trust upon us against our will
At least you don't have to clean an 42000 litre salt water pool
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)

If by 'messiah' you mean out-posting every other user by 100-1, then yes you've achieved that goal.

Is that what you're celebrating this weekend?
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