That One MateSecond Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:54)
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This guy had a really distinctive Dutch name, so I'll call him Alan.In one week, he:
* Had "Asking For It" tattooed round his neck/collarbone, while drunk at a party.
* Took a shit in the corner of a dancefloor at a rough club, because the toilet queue was too long.
* Pissed into a cider bottle at a festival campfire, passed out, came round, thought he had unexpected cider left and offered a swig to everyone present.
* Went around topless in a cow-print skirt and clogs. Scowled and muttered at anybody who commented.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:48, 3 replies)
You kind of owe it to Peej to make this qotw work.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 13:48,
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Pressure's onTo be fair though, I didn't moot this as a QOTW suggestion, it was a thread asking for an Alan story in the last (Festivals) QOTW...
(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:13, closed)
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