you are now under survilance to see if pictures are forth coming

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:09, 1 reply)

Yeah, yeah
Check after the weekend. It's nowt special, are kids these days really so electromechanically challenged they can't fathom the minor skills needed for this?
(cthulhu_fhtagn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:03, closed)

I'll forget, so here

That's a very early test firing (back when it was known as the Aperture Science Portable Self-Gratification Device), and isn't mounted on the chair/frame/arm guide, doesn't have the spiffy acetal flywheel with adjustable thrust depth replacing the metal arm, and lacks an 8" dong epoxied to the steel spiky bit on the end of the blue shaft. The control box is out of shot (that's from a vid clip, so I was using it), but it's just a box with a pot control and a big red emergency stop button.
(cthulhu_fhtagn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 0:31, closed)

nothing says well made like a big red emergency stop button

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 7:37, closed)

I take it all back - that is sexy!
Seriously, if I were a woman, I'd be beating a path to your garage, right now, to pleasure myself with that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:02, closed)