Meat Puppets.

I once spent a month crafting a perfect effigy of Mohammad out of pork.

You'll forgive me if I don't post pictures of it though, I'm sure you understand.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:54, 10 replies)

*Does the Scarpe dance*


Hows things in /OT ? Has BGB or Swipe asked you about masturbation yet?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:57, closed)

I'm intrigued by this dance.
/OT keeps me from being too much of a cunt to people on the main question, so it's performing a service of sorts.


Also, I've been lacking inspiration since the Tactless question.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)

Me too all my amazing projects are protected under the official secrets act because I am a Superspy Ninja Playboy™.
I believe with the dance you put various parts of your body in and then out ad infinitum/nauseum.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:02, closed)

was his turban made from black pudding?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:43, closed)

Racism

( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:08, closed)

it's big AND clever

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:10, closed)

POIDH!
No? Then the terrorists have won.

Or, it didn't happen. Which is more likely.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:13, closed)

No, it didn't happen.
It's what's known generally as a joke. Although it is one of those where I am pushing the boundaries of the meaning of the word, I admit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:02, closed)

You pushed it to the edge,
and fell off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:43, closed)

If there are no reliable pictures of him,
how would you know it was perfect? Wouldn't it really be 'an effigy of someone in old-timey Arabic dress which I'm saying is Mohammed'? You could tell Jews it was Moses.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:04, closed)