Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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I am not going to tell the Cunt Horse Story.As it wasn't accidental. I fucking meant it.
The cunt
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:59, 4 replies)
.Go on, you know you want to.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:27, closed)
Illuminous Horse of CourseGo on then :)
I once spray canned the words "I AM A CUNT HORSE" in massive letters on the side of a horse in illuminous green paint. Obviously I was very drunk.
However I nearly had a seisure 2 days later when I saw said Horse in the same field being scrubbed by a geezer as I flew past on the Blackpool - London train
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:44, closed)
^I laughed so much at this I think I ought to take myself along to the local Mental Hospital..
*click*
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:59, closed)
I/we spray painted some SheepIn Wales (well Anglesey) about 20 years ago.
George Flag
Union Jack
and 2 with 'I am a Sheep' written on their sides.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:03, closed)
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