Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Instant KarmaMy charming wife has a high tolerance threshold for the stupid animals we have housed in the past. However, we had a Westie that tried even her patience.
Not only was he thick as pigshit - he still looks behind the TV after natural history documentaries to try to find where all the animals have gone - but he would piss absolutely everywhere.
On finding a large puddle in the kitchen, Mrs Duck finally exploded.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?" she asked of him. He did his best to explain what the bloody hell it was by repeating the trick - in her carpet slippers.
"RIGHT! OUT!" she shouted, aiming a bare-footed kick at his rapidly retreating arse.
Alas, she missed, and scored a direct hit with a full-powered haymaker on our cast-iron West Highland Terrier-shaped doorstop, breaking her big toe.
That'll learn her.
Animal cruelty: IT DOES NOT PAY
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:55,
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Hahah! a powerful messageElequontly put ;)
*clicks*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 14:58,
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Westies!!I have a Female Westie called Merry (christmas) due to an idiot of a wife that does that two.. If it feels threatened or gets told off it squats (how it thinks that will hell god only knows!)
She also does the attacking any animal on TV or loud noise on TV.. They are the most annoying dogs ever !!
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