Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Wasp warningSh*t i just remembered this one man!
When I was about 16 i was hanging out round my house with a mate and there was a wasp faffing around in the curtains , bouncing off the window etc.
Anyway, my mate starts telling me about this trick where you put a fly or wasp in the freezer and it passes out, you can then tie a bit of thread around it and then you have your own pet fly on a lead.
So we catch this wasp in a glass, put it in the freezer and leave the door open and watch. It slowly starts getting tired then after about 2 minutes its out cold. We then got the unconcious wasp and carefully tied some cotton thread around its body (about where the sting attaches to the torso)
After it warmed up it woke up and tried to fly away - but it couldnt get far because it was now on a lead. After a few minutes of running round the house with our pet wasp we cut the thread down to about 6 inches long then stuck a little note to the other end saying "WARNING - WASP" It was then set free outside.
Not really accidental.. but then again not really crual coz wasps are c*nts.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:43, 6 replies)
...I love the warning sign. More of this sort of thing!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:45,
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My son's friend did this.Only he held onto the thread, and then ran screaming down the street being chased by a tethered wasp.
I told my son that he should have gotten that one on video.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:59,
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AmusementThis one made me spray coke onto my monitor. You're very lucky it was diet coke, otherwise it'd be a bastard to clean off.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:57, closed)
like balloons!Next time you should freeze loads of wasps then put messages on like they do with balloons - you know, something like, "If you've been stung by/have killed/are intrigued by the note on this wasp, ring this number"
I can almost guarantee that very strange things would probably happen.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:35, closed)
My tummy muscles hurt from laughing at the little sign!(
Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 21:57,
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Seen it before somewhere...They did a similar thing in one of the CKY video's, having a pet wasp/bee on a string (though admittedly they didn't come up with the genious bit of adding the sign)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:12, closed)
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