Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Office Cat.Hmmm, where to begin?
Chairspins across the office?
Putting him in a mailsack and swinging him?
Playing pencil case Buckaroo?
Taping a veiwfoil to the front of his kittiekennel while he's asleep and then taping some cat biscuits to the viewfoil then waiting for him to wake up and see food that he can't get at seemingly floating in mid air in front of him?
Making him moonwalk by putting a piece of sellotape on each of his front paws and another on his forehead?
Hogtying him with elastic bands?
Timing how long it takes him to get out of a mailsack with an elastic band around it's neck, that's been placed inside a box that's been sellotaped shut that's then been put upright in a swingbin?
Oh, accidental? Sorry, nothing to tell.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Dec 2007, 7:29,
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office cat?PS. You utter cunt
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:07,
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This is what I was talking about before.Adults should know better.
I shall say no more, as I don't like being un-fluffy.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:35,
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Yeah, yeah, I know I should be shocked and appalledBut all I could think while reading was 'kitty kennel?'
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No, not accidentalIt's good you think animal cruelty is a good laugh. Just gotta hope someone decides to have fun with you in a dark alley one day.
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