b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » When Animals Attack » Page 24 | Search
This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
Pages: Latest, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, ... 1

This question is now closed.

Wee
as in small - or wee as in, a pissy incontinent practitioner of the wiccan arts?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:35, Reply)
Half of SF's arse
well, I'll admit to the wee. Witch? That'd be telling ....

*hubble, bubble, toil and trouble*

*stirs cauldron*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:34, Reply)
Death by cake works


so Snee...you're actually a frog?
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:34, 1 reply)
I've got
finger screen-refresh ache
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)
Cake OR Death?
Why not 'Death BY cake'?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)
Here's a question.
Is 'TheWeeWitch' actually a witch, or, for that matter, wee?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)
Wow
I'm back late and it's still going on.

Been in London the last two days, and was dive-bombed by a seagul this afternoon.
Feathery bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)
Mr. Dog
Death please.



NO! I meant Cake!!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, 1 reply)
heads for b3ta towers
in full attack-dino mode

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

(Did they even make a noise? How do we know?)

EDIT: bye chickenlady *waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, 2 replies)
Che...
I'll donate a large bumpy gourd for your 'visit' to the tower
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This could go on forever!
*hopes reverse psychology works*
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)
.
CAAAKE OR DEATH?!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)
You guys..
..really step up your game towards the end huh?

*whistles appreciatively*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:31, Reply)
Well I'm going to give up now
as I have an appointment with a climbing wall.


Which is only done so I can eat industrial quantities of cakes and biscuits. And chocolate. And ice cream. And more biscuits. And pies.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, 1 reply)
then again
I'm a witch, so I'll do the wrinkly nose thing and be any animal I like.

T-Rex, yeah !!!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, 1 reply)
Hey
Does anyone know the address of B3ta Towers? I'm guessing it's in Leeds - I could be there in roughly 30 minutes armed with a large cucumber and a tub of gritty vaseline.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, Reply)
*throws banana creme pie*
*hisses*




sorry....not sure how a badger attacks...
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, Reply)
Next week...
WHEN THINGS GET KNOCKED OVER, SPILL, OR FALL OUT OF CUPBOARDS.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, 4 replies)
Snee
A sneezing bee?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30, Reply)
Or is a Snee
a snake crossed with a bee?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:29, Reply)
Attack of the killer gateau
has a certain ring
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:29, Reply)
*THROWS FAECES*

Seems an appropriate attack for an ape.

it could have been worse...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, 1 reply)
What Kind of Animal Can Snee Be?
but Snee sounds like either a hiss or a sneeze.....

how about a sneezing elephant because you are allergic to the goats?


edit: didn't see the sloth post
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, 1 reply)
Sod-frig
Just noticed I posted 'am not going to post any more' and then posted.
Gah - I are teh spactard!
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, Reply)
When Animals Attack
With all manner of baked goods.
And dancing. Dancing for money.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, Reply)
Bored
Anyone up for a mantrain?
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, 3 replies)
Chickenlady
I'll bring the cake, you bring the biscuits.

If we're picking animals, bags I the elephant
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, Reply)
I think a Snee
is rather like a sloath, but a posh one.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:27, 1 reply)
Oer...I like cake
How about attack with biscuits and brownies?
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:27, Reply)

This question is now closed.

Pages: Latest, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, ... 1