Nooooooes
No, oh noes, not his nose!
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:53, 1 reply)

Semi-on topic
Someone tried to steal my boss's dog last night. The woman ended up giving it back though.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:53, 1 reply)

That's it
I'm starting on his nose...

I hope your happy, B3ta mods

See what you made me do!!!
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Jeez, are you still here?
I'm off home now, enjoy trying to be last...
Night!
( TY&GN, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Right - thats it
pass the bleach - I need a stiff drink.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:51, Reply)

B3ta mods, if you're listening
I'm currently holding a week-old puppy hostage with a cheesegrater. If the QOTW doesn't change this second, the puppy gets it.

Do you really want that on your conscience?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)

Sorry guys...
was just reading a report from the FSA - only marginally less entertaining than F5-ing.

I've mixed some chilli paste into the gritty vaseline (thanks for the knobbly gourd) and I'm frigging well off.

Watch out you damned mods...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:50, Reply)

You're all ruining the QOTW.
Too many pages of utter shit.

Grow the fuck up.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:49, 10 replies)

Cliterotica stories?
Can't we just take the piss out of Prince again?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:46, 8 replies)

In other news
I'm driving a new van today. It's a white transit, so now I can go to sleep at the wheel and make catcalls at passing 50-year-old women.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Right, everybody I'VE HAD IT
Fuck the mods, I want you to all start posting your fucking cliterotica stories right fucking NOW.

Go on, fucking DO IT.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, 1 reply)

That's it - I'm done
*goes home early*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

My psychic story
is that I accurately predicted that the new QOTW would be about psychic goings-on.

I know I'm gonna be right.

Fuck.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Surely jibing a goat is just going to make it angry?
Rather than mirthfull?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

It does beg the question
How do you extract the urine?

Do you squeeze the goats in a mangle, or just stand in front of them making pointless jibes about their mother?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, 1 reply)

I'm just hoping
when it does change - its all going to be worth it, and all will be well once more in the B3TA garden.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)

I actually had to do some work
But I am back after a few hours and it's still the same :( Although more talk of goats and wee then when I left
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Pavlov's Frog
its all because of El Nino you know.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:43, 1 reply)

I'm fighting the urge to yell at the screen
"Why won't you change? Why? WHYYYYY?"
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, Reply)

Nutsacks
I thought it was F4 to update - no wonder bugger all was happening!
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, Reply)

damn...
have to fake doing some work now....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40, 3 replies)

There is nothing more evil
than 12 year old kids.

Well - alright - possibly a cauldron heated over an open fire, filled with urine.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40, 1 reply)

All this wee talk
I'm off to the loo - this had better be all over and done when I get back...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)

this
is becoming physically painful.

changeitchangeitchangeitchangeitchangeit
(jennymnemonic, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Hi Kaol
didn't see you there

*waves tassels*

Another try, eh?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, 1 reply)

Bugger.
I now have a mental image of a pint-sized witch stirring a cauldron of wee and cackling softly.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, 1 reply)

Welcome back Kaol
*hides his goat*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, 7 replies)

If 'pressing F5' ever becomes an Olympic sport
I'd be in with a shout
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Wee as in small
about the same size as most 12 year old kids. But much, much more evil.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:36, 2 replies)