Axl, furry ball of death.
One of Mr Maladicta's work colleagues acquired a little black kitten a while before we met, and named him Axl, after the mentally unstable and hyperactive Guns N' Roses frontman. The name seems to have stuck: at first, he appears cute and innocent like this:
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but then, as soon as you think "aww nice kitty!" and go to pet him, this happens (he did it to me too, the other half happened to be taking a photo for me though):
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In Pervland, I regularly walked past a shop with a cage outside when the weather was good, which contained this:
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A sweary, angry mynah bird that made angry noises at literally everyone to pass its cage... except me. Either it discriminated against non-Italians, or it liked me, and I'm not sure which.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:14, Reply)