When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Cheetahsonce pissed on my leg.
Backintheday, when I was a young Robert, our dad took us to a cheetah reserve. The poor wee beasties were caged, ostensibly to acclimate them to the wilderness (does that make sense?).
Anyway, Mother Mugabe dragged me closer to the fence to get a closer look at one of the most splendid cheetahs. A beautiful animal it was, lying next to the fence with its head held proudly high. The animal then got up, turned around and pissed on my foot.
That wasn't what caused my mother to ROFL (the only time I have ever seen this being done). The cause of that was the wizened Scottish crone standing nearby clucking her tongue and saying "ooh, you'll have to change the wee one's pants now"
*goat*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, Reply)
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