When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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I just laughed like a cunt at this!Jesse Owens pursued by the Luftwaffe? Odd mixed metaphor there.
For future reference, if being pursued by wasps or bees, don't jump into a body of water. They'll be waiting for you to surface. Get indoors if you can. If you can't, keep running, through as much vegetation as possible so as to 'scrape' them off. Keep on running - they generally lose interest after a few hundred yards.
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Bob Todd whee, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:40,
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