When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Tried to Cuddle a GooseIt was my fault, getting stoned out of my mind by the River Thames, having been feeding the swans, geese (Canadian variety) and ducks.
Those geese looked so cuddly so I grabbed one to give it some love.
Those bloody flexible necks meant that the fucking thing simply spun round and ripped a piece of meat from my arm. They have razor sharp teeth.
I dropped the goose, and it strolled off pleased with itself. Needless to say I don't hold a grudge.....
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