Yorkies are really quite stupid.
My girlfriend and I found one wandering the street last winter during a snowstorm, half frozen and sodden and utterly lost. She went out and picked it up and brought it inside and we dried it off, then fed it and put it in front of the fireplace. It was actually a rather cute and sweet tempered little thing, so we didn't mind. Meanwhile I left a message on the voicemail of its owner, telling her where we were and asking her to come get it.

The girl's mother showed up a couple of hours later and took her, and said that the dog does this all the time. They lived several miles away. It seems that the dog gets outside and just starts going in a direction and never thinks to turn around.

As cute as it was, I wouldn't want a dog that was that thick.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:13, Reply)