I guy I used to work with...
in Eastbourne, was walking down the street one day on his lunch break, just about to tuck into his Marks and Spencers sarnie, when he was abruptly twatted about the head.
As he turned to find out what had happened, a seagull tore his sandwich from his hand, fucked off to a safe distance and scoffed the lot.
Cue much laughing from a bunch of exchange students.

This happens all the time - if you're ever in Eastbourne (God forbid), take some time to watch the CCTV lamp post just outside Debenhams. They perch on top of it and swoop when they see an opportunity.
Trust me, it's the most entertaining thing to do in Eastbourne by far.

I don't live there anymore...
(UXB you said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:11, Reply)