Guard Cats
Honest to god/s, this is true and only happened a couple of months ago.

I now have three cats. Tig, Max and Izzy. All are as soft as can be. They've never attacked anyone and only swear at each other when they're playing around.

One evening in February this year, I was mucking about on the PC as usual when I heard the cats hissing and growling downstairs. Getting up to investigate I wandered downstairs and saw Tig and Izzy peering around the bottom of the stairs and hissing at something in the kitchen. Thinking it was the third cat they were bullying I shoed them away and walked around the corner. The back door was wide open. I knew I had shut it. I started walking towards the door and all of a sudden there came the noise of footsteps legging it down the garden. I stuck my head out of the door but all I saw was a pair of white trainers disappearing around the back gate.

Having had a few drinkies, I was initially a bit unsure what to do first, pursue or call the police. As I didn't have any shoes on I called the police who turned up with their flaming great dog literally two minutes.

So we went through the normal police process, statements, Scene of Crime officers etc etc. Turns out that a house a few doors down from me had been burgled about 10 minutes before mine, which is why the police were in the area. The police had a suspect, he was a walk in burglar. He'd stolen a wallet and mobile phones from the other house.

If it wasn't for Tig and Izzy, I hate to think what he would of got away with from our place. A few days later I found a wallet belonging to the other burglary victim in our back garden.

The CID officer who took my statement clearly stated in "the owner was alerted by two of his cats, Tigga and Izzy, therefore scaring off the intruder".

I know it's not really an attack story, but I think their story needs to be told! I semi-jokingly entered them for a local radio competition to find 'Suffolk's Super Pet'. They didn't even qualify. The winner was a dog that alerted it's owners to a fire in the loft and the runner up was a dog that tried to hump a hedgehog. That is not a super pet! Even a f*ckin' budgie that flew back to it's own cage after escaping beat my crime fighting duo! Stupid inbred county.

If you want to see pictures of my pussy, please ask ;0)
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, 1 reply)

wow
crime fighting cats Love it!
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)