A list
Animals that I've been attacked by:
Cricket
Lizards
Tortoise
Bees
Pond-skaters
Terrapin
Horned Toad
Goat
Pig
Horse
Hornets (a nest of)
Giant Millipede
Chicken
Ostrich
Duck

Animals that I've attacked (in self-defence, and not killed/maimed as part of my degree):
All of the above excluding the Giant Millipede.

This list is pretty much to aid my memory. I shall write the pond-skater story after lunch. Vicious bastards.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, 3 replies)

Ooo hornets..
been there.. *shudder*. I seem to remember my brother finding a nest of hornets in a caravan and then finding it amusing to hit said nest with a ruler and then lock me in the caravan. Bastard!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, closed)

You should've
Pretended you had an allergic reaction, that would've shown him...
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, closed)

Have you ever considered
Changing your name to "Lucky"?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, closed)