Bisucit the naughty stoner bunny.
My rabbit loves weed. Not dandelion type weeds like most normal and sane bunnies, proper weed!

It first became apparent several years ago when we wers sitting at home enjoying a spliff or 5. The generally shy rabbit came hopping out of her cage and decided she wanted to play and receive attention (very unlike her normal self). This began to happen more and more frequently. No sooner would I light up the first doobie, the bunny would hop over to have a sniff, hanging around until I exhaled some in her direction, then stretching out by the fire.

The attacks started not long after. Disguised as her usual ball of fluffeh softness, she would smell the hash smoke and come running, nipping any available toes or fingers until she got her 'blowback'. Once she'd received enough 'Moroccan courage' anything in reach became fair game. Toast or pizza crusts left on the floor would be hijacked and taken to a preferred eating location (normally by the fire).

The true attack came when my brother was visiting one weekend for tea and smokes. Sat on the floor watching soe telly, he didn't notice that 'Stealth Bunny' TM had made a sneaky ninja-esque approach. With his doobie holding hand resting on the floor out of his sight, my junkie lagomorph bit his finger, frightening him into dropping the dutchie 'pon de lef' han' side (the fag - she didn't even break the skin). Quick as a flash, the rabbit picked up the smouldering juicy jay in its teeth and made off with it. (I had to confiscate said incandescent object for safety reasons.)

Length? 5 skins plus roach.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, Reply)