Stupid Bird
A few years ago I was having a couple of problems with my TV reception and thought i could save a few quid by re- pointing the ariel myself.

The job itself was pretty easy until I was attacked by a bird. I was pretty used to this as this bird in particular had made a habit of going for me and a couple of my mates over the past few years. To cut a long story short he took it too far and I ended up falling to my death.

Bloody Emu


(The jokes on him though- hes now stuck with my less talented relative on some crappy kids show)

Bindun? (Gets coat anyway)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, 5 replies)

Hehe!
What are Rod Hull's two favourite washing powders?

Ariel and Bounce. -not mine but it's still a good one.

I AM ROD HULL
/Green jellies.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:36, closed)

Half Man Half Biscuit
recorded a song entitled "Rod Hull is alive. Why?"

A fitting comedy demise I feel, could only be bettered by Noel Edmonds drowning in gunge.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)

^ Interestingly
(well, I find it interesting), Half Man Half Biscuit also recorded a song called Visitor for Mr Edmonds, which is just the beeping of an ECG, which eventually flatlines.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:40, closed)

Bert
Nice reference to Fist of Fun there

I miss that show
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:03, closed)

what has 4 legs and goes fsssssss
.....

gets coat ...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, closed)