i used to work on a farm
Firstly there was daisy, a cow and when i gave her an apple she would lick my face!! cow spit ive like the goo you get on kids tv shows, its awesome stuff.

There there was a donkey... everytime i tried to climb over the gate of the paddock he tried to rape me. never succeeded thankfully.

The shire horse who got spooked by a child and did a runner with me holding on, gods that was frightening.

The parrot fish wo used to bite men and men only. Women who put hands in her tank were fine but one guy needed stitches after he tried.

i have hundreds ill post when i have another few mins

Incidently length? well he was hung like a... Donkey!!
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:30, 1 reply)

You nearly got
Raped by a donkey?
That would've been somthing to tell the grandchildren...

Parrot fish are vicious, they eat coral, so have a beak that can bite and chew rock :|
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, closed)