I own a Havahart trap
that I am going to use to catch the squirrels that are in my yard here, as they seem to be driving our dog insane. I figure it will involve several steps:

The Baiting of The Squirrel. I need to find something that they cannot resist- I'll probably use peanut butter.

The Catching of The Squirrel. Pretty self-explanatory.

The Taunting of The Squirrel. Picking up the trap I will point at it and laugh. The word "owned" may or may not be used, depending.

The Driving of The Squirrel. I'll need to get the little bastard far from my house- I figure Rockwood Park might be a good new home for it.

The Launching of The Squirrel. I'll point the trap at a tree and cautiously open the end farthest from me. I'll bet he gets some serious air time on his way toward the tree.

At this point I will have a beer in honor of The Squirrel as I reset the trap for the next one...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, Reply)