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A the parents of a Uni friend of mine owned a big and very stupid greyhound, and being a greyhound it liked to run around lots.

One evening they took it out for a walk, but seeing it was getting dark early they attached a flashing bike LED light to it's collar to see where it was.

The walk was coming to an end, so the looked out for the flashing light, saw it at the other end of the field and called the dog over.
It ran. Fast.

You know that scene in Alien where the bloke is in the air ducts and the Alien is in there with him, but all you can see is the flashing light on the screen as it got closer and closer? That's pretty much what happened.

This flashing red light got rapidly closer, but before anyone could quite work out if this was going to be a problem, *BAM*. It ran head first, smack into my mate's grandmother and broke her hip!
( Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:56, Reply)