Teenage Bestiality
'Bones' was the school hard man. From the 1st year until this incident in the 3rd he ruled the school with a rod of iron.

He claimed in the summer of 87 that his new dog (a bull mastiff as I recall) could 'do tricks' and insisted that a select few of us retire to his domicile to observe said tricks.

Picture the scene, we all line up in Bones' bedroom whilst he removes his trousers and pulls a straining erection from his underpants, purple bell end glistening pre-cum in the half light.

He takes a knife, and uses it to liberally coat his engorged member in marmite. I remember thinking that was what Darth Vader's cock might've looked like.

Then he calls the bull mastiff over, and encourages it to lick the yeast based spread from his tool.

It obliged, hungrily lapping at his swollen phallus, as he moaned excitedly.

It was at this point things went wrong. As we watched our horror at this adult show turned to even more horror and the obviously hungry mutt couldnt contain itself and took a bite at his todger.

He reared up in pain, blood spurting from his punctured veiny-bangstick. We all beat a hasty retreat to the soundtrack of his screams.
(Vic Flange, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:50, 3 replies)

just as long as
he didn't supply sandwiches...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:52, closed)

Only you.....
could put me off willies - veiny-bangstick!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:53, closed)

"It was at this point things went wrong"
In my opinion, things were very wrong well before that point.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, closed)