Pets and drugs! a shocking expose
My former house mate went on a weekend long bender, coming back from the pub he teamed up with my other housemate for a smoking session. Over the course of a weekend I was getting the fear, over whether the fire brigade would come as there was smoke pouring out his window like a fog machine.

When they came down on the following Tuesday they realized that they had been shopping. housemate 1's g/f had taken them to petsmart while they were still caned off their Cheeto's enlarged tits. They each had a new pet a rabbit and a guinea pig. I don't know what these animals were supposed to be like as I only care for cats as pets. But I'm fairly sure that you are not supposed to smoke 'reefer madness' levels of skunk in the same room as them.

Then the inevitable happened.My house mates ran out of money. No money=no weed. This was bad enough for the stoners, who had to face daytime tv sober. The pets however had spent every day of their young lives high. Imagine if you will two small animals being blissfully happy in their cages thinking dryfood tastes cocking-awesome^TM, to suddenly come down and face reality. Keen pratchet readers would know this as knurd, wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Knurd.


Once docile pets became Vicious, malevolent little bastards overnight. they would snap at you. spit and using their newfound energy, run around all night keeping you awake (on purpose most likely). After about the fourth time the rabbits owner opened its hutch only for the rabbit to leap directly into his face and "have a spazz attack" as he put it, it was given away to some kids.

The guinea pig remained with its owner, ans slowly calmed down. But It could still seek out a spliff from a distance of 20m away.


Never get your pets stoned. they will go a bit odd.
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