omigod..
The SAME thing happened to me and my friend Kate way back when..

we were about 16 and had gone for a walk to get stoned in the countryside down in Cornwall where we lived..

Well, we ended up in a field sitting in Tom Thumb rock (a massive rock with a thumb shaped like dint in it, perfect for two skinny little stoned teenage girls to hide in)..

After much puffing, giggling we decided it was time to head home..only that wasn't as easy as we'd thought for as we sat up to leave the rock we found ourselves totally surrounded..
by cows! a massive crowd of them-oh the big round eyes! oh the intense stares! they were mere inches from our faces I swear one of them was about to open his mouth and speak some eternal truth to me..I remember us not being able to work out if it was normal or not to be so scared by a bunch of moo cows but eventually, one of us shouted Bollockks!!!!!!!!!!!!.. the cows scattered..and so did we

Good times..
(misshotlips, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:03, Reply)