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With a name like Humpty I'd have thought you'd have a more respectful attitude to shelled proteins. However I think I'd probably get a large venomous snake, put it in the nest with the eggs so it had something to snack on until the mummy and daddy seagull return. Then if the snake doesn't kill them, they certainly won't be coming back in a hurry.

Also if some animal-lover comes round asking why there are a couple of dead birds outside your front door, then you can simply shrug and blame the circle of life.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:33, Reply)