When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Loch Ness MonsterI was raped by the Loch Ness Monster.
Still have the scars on my anus to prove it.
Length? Like a baseball bat.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:21,
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It only hadOne penis?
I assumed it'd be like most other reptiles and would have two.
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Cawl, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:30,
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in the dirty weekrs defense,I reckon it would have been a Amphibian.
still, a monster 100ft long with a penis the size of a baseball bat? I feel sorry for the poor fella, no wonder hes lonely.
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When it comes to rapingsI feel size certainly DOES NOT matter
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:46,
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