@PoD
It was a case of 'lovely italian meal with ex, who became bitterly jealous that I paid her no attention all night, and, shock horror, talked to a waitress,' therefore there was some rumpy-pumpy in the very posh ladies' toilets.

@CHCB list the psychos please, I want to make sure I'm one of them.

@Kaol Smooth... real smooth.
What about your ladyfriend? Hmm? You think she'd like you coming on to other ladies? Hmm? Apologise, now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:25, Reply)