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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Attacking my nose
We've got an animal that's died under the floor on my office.

The smell is absolutely terrible, I walked in this morning and was sick :(

Stupid animals dying. Be better when we replace them all with robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:38, 3 replies)
I was wondering where my favourite
muppet had got to. Now I know.

You murder-raped him and hid him under the floor. You fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:43, closed)
Well...
That may or may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:00, closed)
Now I want you to shop a picture
of yourself murder-raping Animal from the muppets.

I'd do it myself, but you've seen the standard of my 'shopping skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:02, closed)

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