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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Wouldn't it be nice
If, in cases such as this where there was no provocation, no mitigating circumstances whatever apart from being scum, the judge could use a phrase from the past.

"Thirty Years Hard Labour" springs to mind.

Or "You will serve your sentence at Colchester Military Prison*."

Or "You will taken from this place to a place of lawful execution where you will be hanged by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul" (I know we won't get that one, but hey)




*I know it isn't really called that, but it sounds better
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:47, Reply)

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