It's only Wednesday, but...
I don't usually eat humans, but when it comes to disabled people I just can't help myself.

I was walking down the street a few days ago when I passed a guy with Downs syndrome in a wheelchair. Before I knew what I was doing, I'd already ripped his arm off and was munching on it like a chicken leg.

And that was how I Cannibaled A Spack.

(The wheelchair was a bit crunchy though.)
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:45, 3 replies)

Wow
You're a twat
( Weetobix, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:22, closed)

^ ^
It may not have been the best pun here, but he is usually quite funny.


Nice touch with the crunchy wheelchair.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 1:36, closed)

I fail to see how deriving bad puns from unfortunate people makes me a twat...
it just makes me bored.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:42, closed)