When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Bert....don't you have goats to tend?
they are going to get looonely......
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:58,
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The goats tend themselvesI'm just their sex slave.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03,
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I meant 'tend'in a sexual way....fnar fnar
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:04,
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So did IThey tend themselves until they've got the horn badly, then come looking for me.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:06,
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