Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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i fear that she may already hate me due to conversations describing her as a walking puddle of misery and that fact that at 5ft 2 and 23stone she is a bottomless pit of sweating blubber i did try to tell her eye to eye but due to the cross eyed nature of the beast it simple gave me a massive head ache thus i had to lie down.
any suggestions?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:58,
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Shit in her eye?(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:09, closed)
Just shoot her.. It'd be a kindness.(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:15, closed)
Then shit on her(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:17, closed)
5ft 2in, 23 stone and cross eyedPhwoarrr! What is the name of this Goddess?
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arf(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)
What a lovely name...my grandmother was called "Arf" too.
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Bah-da-da, ba-da-da...DAH
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