Jesus! where do I start?
My current partner doesnt actually piss me off over anything, which I know will be hard to swallow
/shakes spectacles like Eric Morcombe

But my Ex? Fucking looper! Thing which pissed me off about her..
*Arguments about how I hung up the washing, not that the sun gives a fuck.
*My inability to mind read
*Her getting huffy about me going out
*Her being sanctimonious about me staying in
*Her bleating on about having no money
*Her spending money like there is no tomorrow
*Randomly changing stuff, and then having an utter cow when I change it back, worried I was going to get the blame for it being moved
*Her obsession with dead people
*Her getting pissed off at my lack of empathy with her rampant hypercondria
*Her continual harping on about how crap my musical taste is but would happily dance to shit wedding DJs because "that's what you do"
*Her continual efforts to get The Last Word
*Her painfully annoying slamming the phone down, if The Last Word game was about to be lost
*Projecting her neurosis on to the kids

I am going to stop
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:05, 9 replies)

She's right about
wedding DJs, though. That is, indeed, what you do.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:07, closed)

NooooooOOOOoooooooo!
Dancing to the Grease megamix at a wedding, musical taste does not make

(why the feck am I typing like Joda...never mind..)
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:15, closed)

drink until it is all you can do and drink until its all you can't do any more.
The music is shit. You have to drink to fix that. I shall dance at any wedding no matter the tune. The Birdie song please DJ. I feel a double vodka kicking in.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:22, closed)

/shudders
pfffts
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:50, closed)

Shit music is the only thing everyone can agree on
It's like christmas cracker jokes, nobody's (usually) left out of the joke because it's so crap.
/QI reference
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:26, closed)

Oh god
I swear that's actually me. (especially the bit about the dead people)
(natakins, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:53, closed)

Her obsession with dead people
I don't understand that one. Famous people or family. I think its to go on for a while if family dies. Couldn't give a fuck about Amy, Jade or Di.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:23, closed)

Ah, see what you mean..
her family..any social event, family birthday, xmas would regulary feature a trip to the graveside of a dead relative.
Now I will never be accused to being the worlds most sentimental man, but I suppose I would visit a loved ones grave once in a while but it was like clockwork
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:46, closed)

Ex Mrs F&F? Is that you?

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:48, closed)