most of them haven't annoyed me
i just get bored after a while. i tend to go for intellectual* men, or at least men who act like intellectuals. problem is, we don't really have much in common, so things fizzle out.
my longest relationship was with someone who i've spoken of here before; Creepy Thin Man. CTM had many, many annoying habits. i have listed some below. i won't list them all, nobody's got that much time to waste.
failing to uderstand that "regular bathing" means more than once a week.
coming into the bathroom for a shit whilst i'm in the bath.
storing food in his pockets.
using about 10 foot of toilet roll to blow his nose.
picking bits of crap from between his toes when i'm eating.
putting the ashtray on the floor right where i'm going to stand in it.
trying to have sex while i'm asleep.
putting fags out in his tea cup.
leaving teabags in cups.
speaking so quietly that nobody can hear or understand him. on the plus side, i've developed ears like a fucking safecracker.
eating like a camel.

as i said, there's plenty more, but that's quite enough for now.

*yes, ok, i mean geeks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:28, 11 replies)

hohoho
I am laughing and boaking in equal measure.
(Raol Duke, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:52, closed)

Haha you bagged him on /links didn't you ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:06, closed)

they wouldn't have him

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:09, closed)

i feel obliged to point out your major personality flaw.
you went out with him for ages and can't shut up about it. get four cats and shut the fucking fuck up.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:28, closed)

i'd point out your major personality flaws
but, as i said, nobody's got that much time to waste
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:49, closed)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:12, closed)

oh my! ZING!!1!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:42, closed)

come on Smash
fess up. How many of these poor bastards do you have residing under your patio after you've had your wicked way with them?
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:34, closed)

hey!
only two of them have committed suicide! i still say the third one was murdered!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:37, closed)

you made me lol
he certainly sounds like a keeper!
He didnt have some sort of personality disorder which stopped him from understanding the bounds of normal social interaction and behaviour?
I would have beaten him to death for going Number 2 whilst I was in there. Thinking about that, being a guy, I may have been a bit miffed for him coming in anyway
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:58, closed)

he may well have
he has absolutely no sense of self-preservation, either. most people know automatically that you don't piss off someone much bigger than you, but he firmly believes that, if he's in the right, justice will prevail and he has nothing to worry about.
someone's going to kill him one of these days.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:02, closed)