Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Just too many peasI'll start with the peas (not the roasted kind - as you shall see).
The current Mrs. Vap has developed a taste for risotto and this involves adding peas to the sticky rice (recipe to follow) but she judges the correct proportion of peas to add by virtue of leaving exactly the right number behind in the bowl that they were defrosted in. No matter how many handfulls of peas were added to the bowl in the first place - there has to be a set amount left over. WHY?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:19, 4 replies)
because she's a fucking nutjob(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42,
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weirdjust add the frozen peas directly to the risotto
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:38, closed)
is she OCD?(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:08, closed)
I don't think so,Just a fucking nutjob.
She shows more nutjob tendancies than OCD tendancies.
Though she does visciously rattle the gear stick in neutral several times repeatedly whenever she parks-up. No - that's not tautology - she'll rattle it several times and then pause and then rattle it again ... and again.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:25, closed)
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