But the sex was good
Went out with someone for a while a few years ago. It was an internet thing, we met, we got on. A week later we were shagging like a couple of rattlesnakes on rohypnol. After a few weeks we were officially going out.

Nice girl but hopelessly high maintenance.

She complained when I went out with my mates but didn't let me tag along when she went out with hers. In fact, she went through her friends one by one and told me the reasons why each wouldn't like me.

On the night of Live8, myself and a female friend of mine in the pub watched and sang along to Pink Floyd together and the girlfriend threw a mental in the pub. Lots of accusations later on that I didn't care about her.

After two months of going out she NEEDED to know if our relationship was going to go anywhere because she wanted marriage and kids.

Any slight argument and she would storm off home and then send me a load of texts telling me that she couldn't deal with my 'moods'. One night, we were getting a little but amorous, there was sudden pain in my old chap quickly followed by blood. Whilst I was trying to mop the mess she freaked out and said that she guessed it was over then and drove home over the limit. Another time, a friend of hers thought it would be a laugh to call me using her phone saying that the girlfriend didn't want to see me anymore. I called her back the next day (many times, it probably was a bit needy) because I needed to know what was going on. The explanation she gave was that her friend was having a laugh.

A couple of days later we split up finally. And I was cut up about it. A couple of months later though, when I met the then love of my life, I realised I'd had a lucky escape.

The thing that confuses me though is that women constantly bang on about how much bastards us blokes are. No, we're not bastards, we just don't deal well with high maintenance, highly strung women.

She was the best shag I'd ever had though...
(Ghostlight, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:13, 9 replies)

haha, yeah
really though, you're a virgin
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:32, closed)

projecting^^^

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:53, closed)

qotw is shit

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:53, closed)

Yeah?
Well QOTW thinks your shit! huh!






Although everyone is entitled to their opinion...
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:30, closed)

Alright Piston?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:07, closed)

Clicky!
for 'shagging like a couple of rattlesnakes on rohypnol', brilliant!
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:26, closed)

You know rohypnol makes you disoriented, then unconscious, right?
Not to mention pukey. And that rattlesnakes are one of those species that have spiked penises?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:03, closed)

^ Seems to know a lot about roofies
*calls the authorities*
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:21, closed)

Some people
are retardedly easy to please, aren't they?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:13, closed)