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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

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Baby Talk...
1st proper GF at uni.

Trainee teacher.

Couldn't switch off from prattling to eight year olds.

If I got the hump she referred to me as "Mr Grumble-Bunny" and "Grump-puss"

I could go into the stupid names she had for everything including her push-bike and her vag, but I'm more or less recovered now and don't want to risk a relapse.
(apologies_for_length, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:20, 11 replies)
Oh go on......go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go ON!
favourites vaj names, garnered from female friends:

Foo foo
Hoo Hah
Lady garden

But, I am always willing to learn more
(essexfriend, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:08, closed)
Well, YOU asked for it...
"Mistress Puss-Puss"

[shudder!]
(apologies_for_length, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:39, closed)
Christ almighty.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, closed)
Especially as I read it as pus-pus the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, closed)
[Shudder]

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, closed)
Yep
That's bad. I think you deserve a click.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, closed)
Just to put it in context:
A normal, well-adjusted woman might say:

"Could you go down on me?"

The deranged idiot might say:

"Wimble** kiss Mistress puss-puss?"

**One of her atrocious pet names for me.
(apologies_for_length, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:39, closed)
Mimsy
has always been particulary creepy for me.
(Robin of the Hood isn't into the whole brevity thing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:39, closed)
Yeah, I can see how that would be
arousing annoying.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:35, closed)
erm...
Why did she need to have a kiddie friendly name for her vagina? What the hell was she teaching the kids?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:05, closed)
This is largely irrelevant
But while I was reading this, the Ambi-Pur advert came on TV. The one that opens with:

"Don't you hate it when you stop noticing your plug-in?"

I had a devil of a job trying to work out what it was talking about for a moment.
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